GIANT Microbes

“This is beautiful. What is that, velvet?”

No it isn’t. It’s a plush, loveable version of your research coming to a lab near you. Snuggle it, toss it, or gift it, but don’t get caught without one. And please take solace in knowing that the only thing you need to culture with them is their happiness. They may be stuffed, but they’re infectious.

Still not convinced? Wait ten minutes and read the first paragraph again…..ahhh, another breakthrough!